Saturday, February 16, 2013

10 Reasons You Know That You're Too Old To Go To A Bar

Last night my husband and I was invited to go watch a friend play at our local bar.

My husband comes home from work and we eat supper and I tell him about it.

Our friend doesn't start to play/sing until 9 p.m.


Wow....this is going to be hard.

We are usually in complete wind down mode by in pajamas by 8.

So we got ready and we waited and we waited and the chickens went to bed, and the dogs went to bed and the cats went to bed and they were like "Hey, what are y'all doing?"

My son came in from college and he walked in and said "Mom, why do you have real clothes on?"

This is sad I know.

We told him and he said he would go with us.

Finally we leave and I will let you know how the rest of the evening went with my list of 

TEN REASONS YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE TOO OLD TO GO TO A BAR1. Your upset because the music doesn't start until your bedtime.

     2. You say things like "Ugg...I wish I hadn't eaten so much supper."

3. Yaaaawwwwnnnn.

4. You tell your son "I forgot my I.D.-----Bahahahahaha!!"
  1.                       5. A fight breaks out and you are just concerned about your french fry order.

                         6. When the waitress asks for your drink order you say "Hot Chocolate."

                                                       7. Yaaaawwwwnnn.

                                      8. You are definitely one of the oldest people  in the bar.

                                                     9. Yaaaawwwwnnn.

                                   10. You say "Wow!! It's 11 p.m....we've got to go!!"

    True Story!

    Our friend was great but now I've got to go take a nap....:)

    Have a great weekend!


Jen @ Muddy Boot Dreams said...

Ah ha a good old spam comment up

Lisa, you and I are so totally in agreement about By 9 pm I would be saying, but it's only a hour to bedtime...I can't go.

By Eleven, I would be nodding off of the stool, and falling over, not drunk but sleepy...

Great post, I laughed all through it.


Lisa Tucker said...

Ha...thanks Jen! I got rid of that nasty spam...don't you hate that? I'm so glad to know that I'm not the only non-party girl out there. It just does not interest me at all...I think it is for the young folks. Thanks for the comment...I always enjoy what you have to say...:)