Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Black Gold......Redneck Style


(Beverly Hillbillies Theme)
Come and listen to my story
'Bout a man named Shannon
A sweet redneck man
wondering why his wife is fannin'
they rode one day
and was cruisin' with his nets
and up through the ground came a bubblin' reds
crawdads that is, freshwater lobsters.

Well first thing you know ol Shannon's here and there
he says to his wife "pick your feet up" and she glared
she said Redneck Island is the place I want to be
get me out of this mud, I'm gettin' hun-ger-y
KFC, chicken that is..yum..yum
 Now it's time to say goodbye to Shannon and his kin
and they would like to thank you folks fer kindly dropping in
Your all invited back next week to this locality
to have a heapin' help of their hospitality
Redneck, that is,,,
set a spell...take your shoes off
Y'all come back now y'here?

Sunday, April 17, 2016

The Yin/Yang of a Perfect Life

Beautiful Spring is here!!
You know I am loving my beautiful cherry tree!
And all of the blooming flowers!
But I decided this time to interject what's not perfect here also
in case you thought things were not "Lisa"fied....lol.
and then my dog Breesy comes up.....
What in the world!!!!
Has she been cleaning chimneys????  Working in a coal mine?????
Who knows!!!!!
What a glorious morning!!
But instead of enjoying this glorious morning I am on a turkey hunt.
Lol.....oh you don't hunt this way????
When you hunt you have to have the 3 B's
No.......not bullets, boots and box call.......silly
Biscuits, books and blanket....:)
Home sweet home....
And home sweet home is where I should stay because........
I decide to take my very overweight out of shape body to the gym.
First time in years and years!!
I'm walking at a pretty good pace (for me) and I could tell it was
all kind of wobbly.
My back and hip fat was out of sync with my walking pace and
right in the middle of my brisk walk the treadmill just shuts down!
And starts blinking in big bright letters
Well I didn't know if it was concerned about my safety or its safety but
nevertheless I just picked my dignity off the floor
and got out of there as fast as my hips would wobble.
So there it is folks......
a perfect/not perfect life.......
and I'm grateful for all of it!!
So smile........:)
and look at this beautiful treeeeeeeee!!
(with a powerline)
Such is life.....embrace it all!

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Saturday, April 16, 2016

Puppies go to Redneck Island

Hubby and I decided to go to Redneck Island and take the new puppies.
Breesy was really excited!
I overheard her saying
 "it's about time someone took me out!  I had 14 puppies
and I deserve a break! Where's the daddy?  Who knows!!  Don't have any help...
I do all the cleaning AND the disciplining. I was told he stays out all night howling
at the moon. 
 Let's go Leo....no you can't take Lisa's shoe with you.
Big Brown!  Leave the cat alone!  I said come here.......right.......now!
Little Buck....tsk tsk.....bless your heart.....mama needs to feed you more.  Don't fret
baby....you won't always be the runt.
We are going on a trip to the most fun place.....we can run and play to our hearts content.
Now load up like big boys and be on your best behavior."

 Now follow meeeeeeeee!!!!

Run babies run!!!
(and hopefully y'all will sleep all night)

What a great day it was!


Sunday, April 10, 2016

The Good Wife

So you know you're from the South when:

I'm lying in bed last night and I feel something on the back of my arm.
  I'm thinking "uggg....is that a tick?"
 So I grab it and pull and "pop" it comes off. I turn on my bedside lamp and it is not a tick......
it is something worse...........a skin tag.
  I feel the back of my arm and I'm bleeding like a stuck pig...frown emoticon
  Then I hear Shannon say....what's wrong....why is your arm bleeding?
  Panic mode sets in. Should I say a tick????
 No...that's nasty......a skin tag....no that means his wife is old....think.........think.... umm......
YOU scratched it!!
  He says...oh...I'm so sorry.
 Whew.......problem solved.....just make the hubby feel guilty........don't judge...
I did this FOR him.
I'm a good wife like that...:)

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Sunday, January 31, 2016

What's New in 2016

First up hello!!!
I have missed y'all!
Did I tell you my sweet husband got me some more chickens for Christmas?
This camouflaged beauty came to me named Rosie but I may have to rename her.
This beauty I have named Adele.
I think it suits her....:)
And then some friends surprised me with this guy!!!
A frizzle!!!
I did not need another rooster but who could turn him away?!
Russell Crow is not happy about it!
I thought and thought about a name for the new rooster.
I knew he reminded me of someone...............................................Marty Stuart!!!
And the best part of new hens..........
beautiful eggs!!! And some of them blue!
And of course the puppies, the puppies, the puppies!!
14 puppies will keep you very busy!!
I received a phone call from a photographer who wanted to take photos of
my sweet little bunch.
Our first road trip.....
Even though they peed all over her studio and tore down all of her backdrops
and tried to wrestle the camera strap out of her hands she took some incredible photos.
My heart is breaking a little today because 6 of my babies went to their forever home this weekend.
But I'll always have these photos and I'm so grateful.
But all in all life is as usual for "Lisa"...:)
My sons are good, work is busy, hubby is still putting up with me
and God is in control.
I hope each of you have a wonderful week!

Monday, December 21, 2015

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year!










AND SANTA!!!!!!!
That's not really going to be their names...lol....but 14!!!!!!
Can you believe it?!
She's such a good mommy!
The puppies are adorable and all seem healthy and so is mommy.

I was a little down this Christmas and God always knows just what to do.
You can't be down and out with this many little blessings.

I am trying to help her feed them though.......they are growing so fast and stay hungry!!

I love to see them sleeping so peacefully, with their tongues hanging out and full little bellies.
They are one week old today.
They were born on December 14.....hmmmm.. 14..coincidence?
Breesy is the best little mommy....she has been precious with them.

Believe it or not we have so many people that want them we had to make
a backup list....in case someone doesn't want theirs,  there is someone to take their place.

The problem is...........I'm already attached......too attached.
And I have decided..............................
I want to keep them ALL!!!!!
OH SHANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!