Dear water hose makers,
Is there a reason that water hoses must be stored and sold all coiled up
like a cobra?
Did you realize that after months of sitting on shelves like this that trying
to wrangle it into any other shape, like straight, is impossible?
Did the water hose go through naval training to teach it how to tie its way
into impossible knots?
And when it finally comes out of the knot it does an acrobatic move
that Cirque du Soleil would be proud of and
soaks you completely.
And then you have to explain to your husband why he found you in the bathroom
blow drying your boob.
Maybe you should talk to Little Debbie......she has excellent
customer satisfaction. (or maybe that's just me)
Sincerely soaked and enjoying a Little Debbie snack,
Next letter will be to dog bed makers.
Stay tuned.
5 comments:
I have the same complaint! Happy Friday ♥
Hi Lisa,
I, too, have been spending time with Little Debbie. Within a couple weeks my hips will tell me if it's been too much time.
Blessings to you my bloggy friend,
Mrs.B
I have been known to throw the whole damn hose in the garbage just for that reason! UGH!
Haha! You know, it has been so long since I've had a new water hose, I forget what this is like! I can see that the struggle is real!! :)
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