So I leave work early....
I give Shannon all kinds of excuses why.
I need to cook supper, go to the bank, buy groceries and let the chickens in the coop.
I did none of those things.
I went straight to Cato's to look around.
I am NOT suppose to buy another thing....
closet is overflowing, credit card is crashing blah blah blah.
So I decide if I just slip in there ever so quietly, keep a low profile so no one will even see me
and there will be no chance of Shannon finding out (that means no tattling you stick together evil men)
Of course the store is full and as soon as I walked in I stealthily eased my way
around the racks that are right up front in the windows....
no one can see me from the parking lot because they hang those giant poster ads
that take up the whole window.
The next thing I hear is Craaaaassshhhh!!!!!!
I'm not sure if it was my tiny body (eye roll) or my tiny purse (eye roll)
that managed to pull the entire giant poster crashing down all around me!!
I freeze as every person in there stops in their tracks and stares at me.
So much for being invisible.
I apologize and apologize as I'm backing my way out the store ...
if I can just make it back to my car...
maybe no one even knew who I was...
as soon as I step outside a car goes by and someone yells HEY LISA TUCKER!!