Coopville Diaries! (sometimes you have to lie to chickens)

 

 

It's baaaaccck!!

 

Yes...it's back.

 

It's time for................

 

 

dum..dum...dummmm.....

 

 

Well I've put off telling anyone....... but the rooster, Conway Tweety, who was

 

given to me after I lost Rod Stewart, was killed by something

 

soon after I got him.

 

 

 

It makes me sad.....I still miss Rod Stewart terribly also...

 

And now.....I've put it off long enough.... I have to have "the talk" with the girls

 

about death and changes.

 

So here is how it went......

 

 Oh girls!!!!

 

Could y'all come here please?

 

I need to talk to you.

 

 

"Yes....are you calling us?"

 

I am....

 

I...umm......have to tell you something about Rod and Conway.

 

You know how they haven't been around lately?

 

Well......umm.....do you know what happened to them?

 

 

"Of course we know.....they went to a man cave or a hunting camp for a

 

little while...right?  That's what men do...right?

 

And oh it's been so nice....we have had some relaxing days.

 

You know how irritating those males can be.

 

You tell her Lucy...I think I may take a nap right now..

 

sighhhhhh...."

 

 



Wait.....you know how I always ask y'all to be very watchful

 

and very careful arou..

 

"I must bathe..(interrupted Kim)...you never know when the papparazi may show up.

 

"Gee whiz Kim...you are so shallow" Khloe snipped.

 

"Khloe you are just jealous!"

 

Wait....girls.....I'm trying to tell you something important!

 

 

 I.........I hate to tell y'all this but Rod and Conway are.......

 

dead.

 

"what you talking about Willis?" Lucy croaked

 

(it's weird that a chicken would know that show Different Strokes..but she did)

 

"Are you telling us that we can DIE??????"

 

AAAHHHHHHH!!!!

 

EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

 

(the girls are freaking out)

 This is not going well...in case you were wondering. (Baby Kitty informed me)

 

 

Thank you Baby Kitty...I realize that.

 

Kourtney please quit hiding and come back!!

 

"I am not hiding...this is not happening....I am meditating...ohmmmm"

 

"No......really.......where are they?" asked Millie

 

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

 

Sambo said "you are really messing this up."

 

AAAIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!

 

WAIT!!!

 

Haha....girls....did I say dead?

 

ummm.......Noooo....that's not right!!

 

I mean they are dead......tired.....and they will be staying

 

at the hunting camp a while longer.

 

Y'all need to calm down.

 

 

 

"Not funny" glared Millie

 

 

You all can come out of hiding now...

 

 

 

It's all okay!  No one is going to die!

 

Go back to what you were doing before I brought all of this up.

 

One last look from Lucy......

 

 

and the kingdom is back to normal.....

 

Sometimes you just have to lie to chickens.......

 

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