Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Black Gold......Redneck Style


(Beverly Hillbillies Theme)
Come and listen to my story
'Bout a man named Shannon
A sweet redneck man
wondering why his wife is fannin'
they rode one day
and was cruisin' with his nets
and up through the ground came a bubblin' reds
crawdads that is, freshwater lobsters.

Well first thing you know ol Shannon's here and there
he says to his wife "pick your feet up" and she glared
she said Redneck Island is the place I want to be
get me out of this mud, I'm gettin' hun-ger-y
KFC, chicken that is..yum..yum
 Now it's time to say goodbye to Shannon and his kin
and they would like to thank you folks fer kindly dropping in
Your all invited back next week to this locality
to have a heapin' help of their hospitality
Redneck, that is,,,
set a spell...take your shoes off
Y'all come back now y'here?