The Hunt That Never Happened

Me: Hey, I want to go turkey hunting with you one time this year.

Shannon: Really? (grinning) O.K....great......do you want to go in the morning?

Me: Noooo....it's going to be way too cold in the morning.  I'll wait till it warms up

some and I need to go shopping and buy a turkey outfit, I like those gorilla suits,

Shannon: Ghilli suits is what they are called

Me: oh....well....I need a ghilli suit, and boots, my boots I have are very old

and I don't think they fit right and I know they are not insulated and I hate it

when my feet get cold, don't you hate it when your feet get cold? And gloves

because if my feet or hands get cold then I freeze to death.  And I'm not

sure about your guns, I need to shoot them and see which one I can shoot

the best and I don't want it to kickback, that hurts, and oh yeah, I need one

of those mask thingies and please don't make me walk very much...you 

know the reason I stopped going with you is because you got on to me for

breathing too loud.....geesh.....I have to breathe you know.....hey where are

you going? I wasn't through talking....what do you mean maybe I shouldn't

go with you?

My one and only hunting photo many, many years ago with my Sally Jessy Raphael glasses...ha!