* I always wait a minute after I weigh on my scales to make sure they reset to 0...........if they didn't reset and remained on my weight I would either have to destroy the scales or kill someone.
*What's up with getting old? I don't like it. Weird hair sticking out of a mole or on your chin, you take up precious time pulling your face back to see what it looks like without wrinkles now, if you try to run and play with your dogs you pee on yourself......it's no good.....I don't like it.
* If you can iron your entire shirt on the ironing board and not have to iron it in sections (at least 4) or if you don't know what I'm talking about then you can be no friend of mine.
*When cats look over your shoulder and stare at something behind you it freaks you out.
*My husband came home early one night and caught me in bed with a guilty look and he threw back the covers and I am ashamed to say caught me with a whole box of Swiss Cake Rolls.
* I may possibly be on a blacklist of Pedicure Salons because of my "garden" feet.
*If you see a lady in a sequined, blingy outfit at a funeral and everyone is whispering about her and she comes up to you and says "I like your shirt" then you may need to rethink your wardrobe.
*If you like hanging out with someone who has burned a car to the ground (accidently) at a car dealership and the fire dept. has to be called then you would like to hang out with me (long story).
*If you eat Sushi and you haven't had Sushi in a long time and you drive an hour and a half to get home it will cause you to excessively speed, turn in your driveway on two wheels and you and your husband look like you are in the Olympics 50 yard dash to see who gets to the nearest bathroom.
Just some observations....
What about you?
Do you have any?
8 comments:
Too funny! I can still iron my clothes without doing it in sections. The same cannot be said for my husband :)
You have to tell us the car dealership story now you know that right?
Love reading your blog.
Oooh sushi! Yum. I love me some sushi. The 50 yard dash thing made me chuckle!
I had to laugh at the one about the cats seeing something behind you. Last night we were in bed with both the cats. All of a sudden, they both simultaneously looked up in the direction of my closet and bolted over in that direction. It was so freaky! I thought maybe there was a mouse in there, but I never found anything. Creepy!
Wow that dinner looks yummy. I avoid the scale at all costs.
I pluck chin whiskers, I pee when I laugh, I haven't had a pedicure in two years and by the way, what's an iron?
Honey you are a kindred sister! DEPENDS, just in case, don't ya know, to many close calls to count...Drakes Devil Dogs, my snack of choice and I never, ever eat sushi...Greetings from Maine, Julie.
Loved them all, but the cats one was the best for me...
Oh scary cat.
Jen
Why is it that a wife and husband are the same age(he 33 days older), but the wife starts going totally gray, where he only has one or two gray hairs?
Thanks for the laugh, I so needed it today.
blessings, jill
Oh Theresa....the car story....I will have to get some nerve up...it's a doozy. Well as far as the ironing goes at least you know what I'm talking about...thank your husband for me....:) So glad you stopped by!
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