Yes...it is time!
Time for another episode of....
Coopville Diaries!!!
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This week it's all about this girl.......Lucy.
She is one crazy hen.
She marches to the beat of her own drummer.
The rest of the hens follow 2 steps behind Rod Stewart.....
she stares at him eye to eye.
The other chickens sleep in the coop...
she sleeps on the front porch....
I heard a racket at 12:00 one night and I thought something was attacking her...
I ran outside in my nightgown and she was in the front yard just fussing and eating grass.
And then I get a phone call the other day.
A friend of mine said that she drove by my house and she saw a chicken on the edge of
the road across the street from me.
The first thing I asked her was....."Was she red?"
The friend replied...."yes...yes she was. She was just sitting there watching the cars go by."
So I knew I had to have a talk with Lucy.
I walk around looking for her and then I heard singing.
"I want to fly like an eagle...
to the sea
fly like an eagle
let my spirit carry me"
I say...."Lucy.......hey....Lucy!"
"I want to fly like an eagle.." she's still singing
LUCY!!
Bkok....what?!
Lucy...I need to talk to you.
Do you think you can focus for two minutes?
Lucy: " yes....bokbokbok....what is it?"
Me: "Well a friend told me that she saw you on..."
Lucy: "BOK! A BUG! Did you see a bug? I know I saw a bug....he's in here somewhere."
LUCY!!!
I'm trying to ask you something!
Did you go across the road the other day?
Lucy: " well I ummmm......might have...ummmm...oh my wing is dirty."
"I need to straighten out these feathers."
LUCY!!
You are a chicken....you don't need to be near the road!
I can't believe I'm even going to ask this...but....
Why did you, Lucy, a chicken, cross the road?
Lucy: " I know....I know...ohh...I know!!!
To get to the other side!!!"
Bokbokbokbokbokbokbok!!!!
Me: "that's it!! I'm going inside!"
Lucy: "why did the chicken cross the ocean?"
"to get to the other tide!"
Bokbokbokbokbok
"where are chicks born?"
"Chick-ago!"
Bokbokbokbokbok
"Hey!..where are you going?"
And that concludes another episode of.....
Coopville Diaries!!!