So you know you're from the South when:
I'm lying in bed last night and I feel something on the back of my arm.
I'm thinking "uggg....is that a tick?"
So I grab it and pull and "pop" it comes off. I turn on my bedside lamp and it is not a tick......
it is something worse...........a skin tag.
I feel the back of my arm and I'm bleeding like a stuck pig...frown emoticon
Then I hear Shannon say....what's wrong....why is your arm bleeding?
Panic mode sets in. Should I say a tick????
No...that's nasty......a skin tag....no that means his wife is old....think.........think.... umm......
YOU scratched it!!
He says...oh...I'm so sorry.
Whew.......problem solved.....just make the hubby feel guilty........don't judge...
I did this FOR him.
I'm a good wife like that...:)
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:-) Ha!
He should so know better by now, but too bad for him that he is not that bright...Men are so easy!
I have missed you, too! Get back to blogging! The world needs you... I need you.
Love that you keep it real! Your followers miss you. Hope you are enjoying the spring weather. Patty Mc
I would be glad for a skin tag after having the "bullseye rash" from my last tick bite....old or not!
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