The Yin/Yang of a Perfect Life

 

 

Ahhhhhhh

 

 

Beautiful Spring is here!!

 

You know I am loving my beautiful cherry tree!

 

And all of the blooming flowers!

 

But I decided this time to interject what's not perfect here also

 

in case you thought things were not "Lisa"fied....lol.

 

 

 

and then my dog Breesy comes up.....

 

 

What in the world!!!!

 

Has she been cleaning chimneys????  Working in a coal mine?????

 

Who knows!!!!!

 

 

What a glorious morning!!

 

But instead of enjoying this glorious morning I am on a turkey hunt.

 

Lol.....oh you don't hunt this way????

 

When you hunt you have to have the 3 B's

 

No.......not bullets, boots and box call.......silly

 

Biscuits, books and blanket....:)

 

 

 

Home sweet home....

 

 

And home sweet home is where I should stay because........

 

 

I decide to take my very overweight out of shape body to the gym.

 

First time in years and years!!

 

I'm walking at a pretty good pace (for me) and I could tell it was

 

all kind of wobbly.

 

My back and hip fat was out of sync with my walking pace and

 

right in the middle of my brisk walk the treadmill just shuts down!

 

And starts blinking in big bright letters

 

SAFETY.................SAFETY!!

 

Well I didn't know if it was concerned about my safety or its safety but

 

nevertheless I just picked my dignity off the floor

 

and got out of there as fast as my hips would wobble.

 

So there it is folks......

 

a perfect/not perfect life.......

 

and I'm grateful for all of it!!

 

So smile........:)

 

and look at this beautiful treeeeeeeee!!

(with a powerline)

 

Such is life.....embrace it all!

 

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Puppies go to Redneck Island

 

 

Hubby and I decided to go to Redneck Island and take the new puppies.

 

Breesy was really excited!

 

I overheard her saying

 

 "it's about time someone took me out!  I had 14 puppies

 

and I deserve a break! Where's the daddy?  Who knows!!  Don't have any help...

 

I do all the cleaning AND the disciplining. I was told he stays out all night howling

 

at the moon. 

 

 Let's go Leo....no you can't take Lisa's shoe with you.

 

Big Brown!  Leave the cat alone!  I said come here.......right.......now!

 

Little Buck....tsk tsk.....bless your heart.....mama needs to feed you more.  Don't fret

 

baby....you won't always be the runt.

 

We are going on a trip to the most fun place.....we can run and play to our hearts content.

 

Now load up like big boys and be on your best behavior."

 

 Now follow meeeeeeeee!!!!

Run babies run!!!
(and hopefully y'all will sleep all night)

 

What a great day it was!

 

 

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The Good Wife

 

 

So you know you're from the South when:

I'm lying in bed last night and I feel something on the back of my arm.

 

  I'm thinking "uggg....is that a tick?"

 

 So I grab it and pull and "pop" it comes off. I turn on my bedside lamp and it is not a tick......

 

it is something worse...........a skin tag.

 

  I feel the back of my arm and I'm bleeding like a stuck pig...frown emoticon

 

  Then I hear Shannon say....what's wrong....why is your arm bleeding?

 

  Panic mode sets in. Should I say a tick????

 

 No...that's nasty......a skin tag....no that means his wife is old....think.........think.... umm......

 

YOU scratched it!!

 

  He says...oh...I'm so sorry.

 

 Whew.......problem solved.....just make the hubby feel guilty........don't judge...

 

I did this FOR him.

 

I'm a good wife like that...:)

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