Monday, February 10, 2014

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?


A  LOVE  STORY
By: ROD STEWART


Some of you may think it's easy to look this good.

But it is hard work sometimes.....

like Valentine's Day for instance.

The girls are so jealous and they all want me....of course.

Millie:  Oh Rod.....will you be my Valentine?

Rod:  Yes Millie......you are my favorite girl.

Millie: Ohhhhhh Rod......sigh.....


I walk 10 steps and here comes Lucy...

Lucy:  Ohhh Rod!!!  Ummm....don't let the other girls see me talking to you but
would you be my Valentine?

Rod:  Of course Lucy....you know you are my favorite girl.

Lucy: Ohhhh Rod!! sigh.......


And next I hear....

Oh Rod....Rod....Rod....

Yes....it's the Kardashian sisters......

Rod:  Yes girls......you wanted to ask me something?

Kloe, Kourtney and Kim:  teehee.......Rod.....would you be our Valentine?
And can we get a little kiss.

Rod:  Ok, girls.......get in line......
don't tell the other girls but you girls are my favorite!

Kardashian girls:  Ohhhhh Rod!!  sigh.......


They can't help it.

Poor girls.

I was born this handsome for a reason.

I realize what they are up against....

I can see myself in a mirror you know.

It would be impossible not to love me.


Don't you agree?

14 comments:

Elaine @ Sunny Simple Life said...

Oh my gosh what a gorgeous chicken. They had a bantam when I bought mine that was a frizzle and I wanted her so bad but she was not for sale.

Rosemary@villabarnes said...

Rod is adorable. What a cute post.

Debby Ray said...

I don't blame those chicks....Rod is ONE SEXY ROOSTER :)

Linda W. said...

This made me chuckle. Thanks for starting my day with a smile.

Our Neck of the Woods said...

Oh yes, I agree! Rod is a stud muffin! Haha. No wonder all the girls love him. And I love that Rod Stewart song ;)

Liz said...

Oh Rod you are one big stud!! You should make a video of him with the Do You Think Im Sexy song in the background! You crack me up!!!

Tete said...

Oh Rod, you are the rooster...and one of these days all your chicks are going to find out about this. Just wait until they check the blog. Happy Valentine's, sexy guy.

Dolly Sarrio said...

He is handsome!

Heidi Gonzales said...

I about fell out of my chair and spit coffee allover myself as I read this. I was laughing so hard. Thanks for the laughs. Rod IS a handsome guy.

Michelle said...

That is one awesome chicken!!!

Carla from The River said...

I love Rod. He is so handsome. I also love how you wrote this post.
Happy Valentine's Day

Old Time Cindy said...

Well, we've known all along that your Rod Stewart is a looker. No wonder he has such a big head! LOL!

Florida Farm Girl said...

Oh, yes. I do love me some Rod Stewart. Uh.....both of them!!!!

travelintoadventure@gmail.com said...

very cleaver - Fun Post -- and
Mr. Rod the roster - very handsome indeed!
Hugs