Here's Your Sign

 

Do y'all remember this?

 

Bill Engvall and his "Here's your sign" jokes about stupid things that you do.

 

Well I've got one for you today....

 

shocked aren't you (sarcasm)..

 

 

Embarrassing work moment #5...........I was paying bills. This particular bill had an "important"

stamp at the bottom of the page and the stamp said.."send remittance to" and then right under that it

 had foreign language

 words and a Tennessee address. So I carefully copied the foreign language words and made my

 

check out to them but I decided I better call and make sure it went to someone with a foreign

 

language name. So I called the number at the top of the page with the company name not in a foreign

 

 language and I repeated to the girl what was written and I asked was I suppose to send my check to

 

the foreign language name. I told her the language looked French but I didn't know. I could tell she

 

 was trying to keep from laughing and she said "Well I don't know much Spanish but I do know what

 

 this says....(and I'm already thinking....darn it....got the language wrong) and I ask what does it say?

 

 And she said "Under the words "send remittance to" it says in Spanish.........."send remittance to" so

 

 no...don't write your check to "send remittance to".... Oh I could feel her smiling all the way through

 

 the phone. So I'm sputtering..well you can see how confusing that is and she is saying yes, yes...that

 

is confusing (smirk).

 

#Shannonshouldreallyscreenhisemployeesbetter   #theonlylanguageiknowiscountryredneck

 

 

The End

 

 

Now we can all say it together........

 

Lisa.....

 

Here's your sign!!!