I know the porch is a mess but you are not going to have your little hen parties here!
Now I'm going inside and I expect y'all to be gone.
I see you looking at me......get going!
Yes.....you are quite intimidating....but I still say get off my porch!
Back to the coop please.
And you need to clean up inside your coop....weeds are everywhere.
Tsk...tsk.....spoiled chickens....all of you.