Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Face Book Posts

 
So sorry....I have no time...
 
so I'm filling y'all in with my latest face book posts....
 
 
September 22
 
Crimany!!! I went to the bank (wink, wink) in Jackson and kind of stopped by Cato's and bought some stuff and I forgot that I was carpooling with Shannon today!!!!! #carpoolingwithspousehindershoarding
 
 
September 23
I can't think straight, I'm a little light headed, my back hurts and I feel like I have a kidney infection.............this spanx tank top has got to go!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh......now all I have to worry about is Dunlop disease.....you know...
where your belly dunlopped over your pants...:(
 
 
Later that evening....
 
 
So I wrestle.... and I mean almost panicked and called someone into the bathroom to help me get the spanx tank off.....but then I realized I work with all men so that wouldn't work so I work and work and pant and sweat and I'm thinking I sure hope no one is outside the bathroom door because it sounds like I'm birthing a baby in there and of course I walk out right in to Shannon talking to two men and I quickly wad up the spanx and hold my left arm straight down by my side hoping to hide it. I did get some stares from them but I can't decide if they saw it, heard it or wondered about my sweaty red face. #workwoes #mychickensdontcareifiwearsweatsuits
 
 
September 24
 
 
Last night Shannon is looking around the messy house and he says "why don't you take a day off and........ (my left eye is starting to twitch and I feel my eyes squinting and I am staring burning daggers at him) and he says.... "and..........spend some time with your animals." #smartman #verysmartman
 
 
 
 
 
 


6 comments:

Fairhope Supply Co. said...

You are a riot!!!
I don't even know where to begin, I cracked up at it all.

Carla from The River said...

LOL!! Oh, I love how you make me laugh.

Holly said...

I have a spanx tank too and when I bought it it seemed like such a great idea. Putting it on makes me sweaty, taking it off is impossible. Just NOT WORTH IT!!!

Poppy said...

You are H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S.

Poppy

Kathy Felsted Usher said...

Ha, ha, ha!! You wore Spanx to work? In an all male environment. And it got stuck!!! LOL.

Terri said...

Oh my gosh- I am still laughing. Don't you know that spanx are the same kind of torture clothing that bras are? LOL I'm pretty sure it was a man who invented both. I think we girls should get together and invent something equally torturous for men.