I had to borrow your truck today and I happened to have noticed a package of swiss cake rolls on your console.
Well the rolls said to me (didn't know they could talk did you)
they said "you know that you have a wonderful husband?"
And I said "yes I do know that"
and they said "I know you want me and I'm sure since your husband knows that I am your favorite that he bought these just for you."
And I said "you know I think you are right!
It would probably hurt his feelings if I DIDN'T eat these."
So in order to not hurt your feelings I ate the swiss cake rolls.....
you are welcome...:)