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So...who's bright idea was it to have a class reunion days after the Christmas holidays? I have pasty white skin, fudge filled out cheeks (and not just on the face) all of my pants are too tight, and it will take all the reindeer to get me out of this recliner......hmmm...what to wear.....should I just put on the Santa suit and complete the look?....#needtomovetothenorthpole
FACEBOOK POST #2
I mean I need a Christmas miracle......this fat fifty year old wants an outfit to make her look like a firm 18 year old.....where's the Sisterhood of Traveling Pants when you need one?
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Ok...I'm sure there is something in this closet.....dig...dig....dig...
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Cough, cough......wheeeeeze.....sniff
11 comments:
Oh Girl!!!!
Smiles, Dottie
The committee members who made the decision to hold a class reunion two days after Christmas should be tared and feathered!!! Leggings and a big baggy sweater get my vote!! Good luck... BTW your home is simply lovely all decked out in her holiday finest...Happy New Year...Greetings from Maine, Julie...
At least you can say you showed up in your bikini( under the big bulky sweater) and no one will ever know! You have your claim to fame right there looking at you. Just don't describe how hard it was to get into, or how much hung over. LOL
At least in the winter, you can claim its so darn cold, I've got 3 sets of clothes on! You know, LIE! Make sure you wear something with pockets. You might need something on the way home...like chocolate. Go and have fun. Just remember cute is cute no matter what size, but ugly is forever, even in a size 3.
I give you credit for even thinking about going at all. Even if I looked like Gina Lollobrigida, I don't think I'd want to go to my high school reunion.
Class reunions are difficult. Everyone feels like they have to diet. What a time to schedule one.We need to accept ourselves. Happy New Year from your newest follower, Linda
I've never been to any of mine, so no worries! I hated high school, too many rich, snotty kids...
Too Cute! I hope you had a wonderful time at the reunion.
Amen Sister~ I agree with you!
Happy New Year!
I never went to any of mine either. If I haven't bothered to keep in touch thru the years why start now. I can hardly handle the few friends we have now. I love them and getting together but you know it is hard with a busy house and kids.
Ha Ha You are way funny honey ... luv u.
At least if they are going to have it right after Christmas they could make it a masquerade ball class reunion !
Okay ... back to my thigh master. :)
This year will be my 30th (yikes) class reunion. We get together in June. I am already thinking what the heck am I going to wear! Hope you had a good time!
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