Lock your doors!!

I WENT GROCERY SHOPPING THE OTHER DAY AND WAS IN SUCH A GREAT MOOD. I

FINISHED IN RECORD TIME AND WAS SO HAPPY TO BE ABLE TO GET HOME AND

ACCOMPLISH MANY MORE MUCH NEEDED CHORES. I PUSHED MY BUGGY OUT TO MY

VEHICLE AND WAS EVEN HUMMING A LITTLE TUNE.  I

OPENED THE HATCH BACK.  ALL OF A SUDDEN MY BRAIN

QUIT FUNCTIONING. 

I FROZE.

I SEE A BLANKET AND AN ASSORTMENT OF TOOLS AND TRASH.

FOR 3 SECONDS THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT……..WHA? WHO? DID MY HUSBAND PUT

THIS IN HERE?

THEN IT HIT ME. I WAS IN THE WRONG VEHICLE.  DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE

SIT IN THEIR CARS AND WAIT FOR THEIR OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS TO SHOP? A LOT!

I COULD SEE PEOPLE STARING AND YES, LAUGHING AT ME AS I WALKED TWO ROWS

OVER TO MY VEHICLE!  LOCK YOUR DOORS PEOPLE!  THERE’S A CRAZY WOMAN

LOOSE!

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THE CHICKEN TRACTOR!

 

IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE, IT’S FINALLY HERE!!  MY SON STARTED BUILDING THE CHICKEN TRACTOR FOR MY BIRTHDAY IN AUGUST BUT DIDN’T GET TO FINISH IT BEFORE HE WENT BACK TO COLLEGE.  SO MY DEAR HUSBAND FINISHED IT FOR ME TODAY…YEA!!  I TRIED TO TELL MY SON THAT HE WAS BUILDING IT TOO BIG BUT HE WOULDN’T LISTEN TO ME (SURPRISED, I THOUGHT NOT). HE IS IN COLLEGE YOU KNOW, AND HE KNOWS EVERYTHING! HA! ANYWAY THE CHICKEN TRACTOR IS MORE LIKE A SEMI TRUCK BUT I SHALL NOT COMPLAIN.

BLESSING FROM ORDINARY MOM!

I'm not sure how you will like me on here. It seems that I type just like I talk, with a Southern twang...:). So here goes...hey y'all.