So you know you're from the South when:
I'm lying in bed last night and I feel something on the back of my arm.
I'm thinking "uggg....is that a tick?"
So I grab it and pull and "pop" it comes off. I turn on my bedside lamp and it is not a tick......
it is something worse...........a skin tag.
I feel the back of my arm and I'm bleeding like a stuck pig...frown emoticon
Then I hear Shannon say....what's wrong....why is your arm bleeding?
Panic mode sets in. Should I say a tick????
No...that's nasty......a skin tag....no that means his wife is old....think.........think.... umm......
YOU scratched it!!
He says...oh...I'm so sorry.
Whew.......problem solved.....just make the hubby feel guilty........don't judge...
I did this FOR him.
I'm a good wife like that...:)
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ReplyDeleteHe should so know better by now, but too bad for him that he is not that bright...Men are so easy!
ReplyDeleteI have missed you, too! Get back to blogging! The world needs you... I need you.
Love that you keep it real! Your followers miss you. Hope you are enjoying the spring weather. Patty Mc
ReplyDeleteI would be glad for a skin tag after having the "bullseye rash" from my last tick bite....old or not!
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